The best way to get people to love you is to show off your true self – but not for free but for a fee. Why not swing into a TV jungle and prove you can hack playing with rats in your waterfall bikini like Ashley Roberts or Myleene Klass or just prove you’d be a darn nice chap to lounge around the living room with like Big Brother champ Brian Dowling.
9. Sex tape
If reality shows are just too tame for you and you want to make an overnight splash, why not go down the sex tape root? It’s paid dividends for famous-for-nada Kim Kardashian who was ‘humilated’ when a night of saucy footage featuring her ex Ray J hit the web or who could forget Paris Hilton’s launch pad home video ‘One Night In Paris’.
8. Date a famous person
There’s quicker, more fun and less humiliating ways to the top if you’re good with your chat up lines. Just ask Rihanna-wannabe Rita Ora who has become Britain’s biggest pop babe in less than a year. But she’s not so famous for her hits. Rather more notorious for the bedroom post notches. After first dating Kim Kardashian’s little brother Rob, she’s been sighted either kissing, flirting or leaving the homes of some six fellas in six months including Calvin Harris, James Arthur and David Beckham’s best mate Dave Gardner.
Once up and running, most stars like to be known as a jack of all trades and an easy way to show off the, er, singing talents is to hit the studio. Musical or not, just ask supermodel Naomi Campbell or socialite Tara Palmer-Tomkinson or glamour puss Katie Price, they’ve all tried squawking their way to No.1 but sadly failed. Still it gave their fans a laugh!
6. Go to rehab
When the party lifestyle and the perks of fame all get a little too much, don’t despair as rehab is always there to give you a little TLC. And there is a silver-lining to every disaster as an ‘off to rehab’ tale is almost certain to get you a page lead in the gossip mags. Just ask Lindsay Lohan who must be an honorary member at Betty Ford these days after becoming more famous for her vices than her movies.
5. Claim you’re bisexual
If you’re squeaky clean and your body is a temple and rehab is not your thing, another way to bag yourself some headlines is to become ‘open minded’ and come out the closet. Our biggest female stars have been more brave than the fellas when it comes to admitting they swing both ways. For the women it ups the sex appeal in both the male and female camp and is a win-win headline in the showbiz world. A tried and tested method for our biggest names including Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha and recently Zoe Saldana.
Fame by association is the best way to move up the celebrity ladder. Just ask Kim Kardashian who started at the lowly positing on a reality TV show before she ditched her hubby and shacked up with mega star Kanye West, which in turn gave her access to Beyonce and Jay-Z. Kimmy has now firmly left the Z-list behind for her A-list spot.
Or alternatively you could suck up to Simon Cowell for a job on one of his reality TV shows. Dannii Minogue, Sharon Osbourne, Tulisa, Sinitta and Amanda Holden are among the many stars who have daddy Simon to thank for their annual fame.
3. Go on a shock diet
If you’re not too great at presenting, don’t despair all you need is will power and a low calorie count. Kicking the junk in the trunk is a certain way to land you a cover on a gossip mag stretching out all the plus size jeans showing how much weight you’ve lost. It’s worked for Eastender Natalie Cassidy, Kerry Katona and Big Brother’s Josie Gibson. What’s stopping you? Hit that treadmill.
If you’re ‘inbetween projects’ or a bit of a has-been or out of the loop, tweeting out a new tramp stamp will win you another 5 minutes of fame. From the A-list to the Z-list it’s a tried and tested method used by the likes of Megan Fox, who now wants her hideous Marilyn Monroe ink job removed to Cheryl Cole, who might have a few regrets when she looks in the mirror at her huge red rose back tattoo in years to come.
1. Sell your wedding and baby pictures
There’s no bigger way to win some fan loving by selling, cough, sorry SHARING your happiest moments with your fans. It will guarantee you a cheque and a front cover if you are willing to share your first snaps of your babe to the world or the first look at your ridiculous wedding. It’s nothing to turn your nose up at, everyone from the mega rich Robbie Williams and Justin Timberlake to The Saturday have cashed in
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