THE FUNNY FACTS ABOUT KENYAN LADIES "SPECIES"

THE FUNNY FACTS ABOUT KENYAN LADIES "SPECIES"

1. TAITA /SWAHILI- Great face, great ass, great legs,
good manners, great cooks, maji maji
rebellion, no brains.

2. MAASAI - Great figure, wonderful face,
enough as's, enough b00bs, great home
managers, no clit, no nyege, no brains.

3. KIKUYU - great face, great business minds,
good brains, no a'ss, poor teeth, maji maji
rebellion, no manners, pathetic in bed, poor
cooks.

4. KAMBA - great face, overnyegezealous, PERIOD.

 

5: LUHYA - great legs, great as's, good cooks,
great teeth, good manners, average boobs,
average nyege 6/10.

6. LUO - great legs, marvelous ass, great
brains, great voice, great b00bs, poor cooks,very
dirty, no face, no
face no face no face no face no face no face no
face.

7. SOMALI: great face, great figure very
dirty, very dirty, very dirty, very dirty very dirty
very dirty very dirty very dirty. NKT.

8. KALENJIN - No face, no white teeth, no
b00bs, no as's, NO HAIR, no legs, no figure,
sometimes no clit, no brains, bad voice, BUT
very good ''wife materials'' and mothers.

9. KISII - Extra large ass, extra necessary
b00bs, extra pitched voice, poor mouth breath,
no face, no hair, no manners, great cooks and
NO CLIT.BAFF!! No nyege no nyege no nyege no
nyege no nyege.

10. MERU; unnecessary high voice, poor cooks,
great face, great boo'bs, DANGEROUS temper
DANGEROUS temper DANGEROUS TEMPER!!